If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
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Call me Alice. Welcome to Wonderland.
the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam
(Source: sokkalogical, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
How does ever anyone seem to move on?
(Source: theelliedoll, via sunshinegold)
i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water
THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS
THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER
THEY’RE SHARKS
I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG
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